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1.
Ezekiel predicts the destruction of Tyre by
Nebuchadrezzar and is wrong.
Ezekiel incorrectly predicts that the island of Tyre (Tyrus)
will be utterly destroyed and "made a bare rock" which
will "never be rebuilt". At the time of the
prediction, it seemed like to be a sure thing, but 13 years of
seige later Nebuchadrezzar gives up. The Island of Tyre is not
destroyed or even conquered. It is not made "a bare
rock" that will "never be rebuilt". Ezekiel
admits his error in Ezek 29:17
In the eleventh year, on
the first day of the month, the word of the LORD came to me:
(Ezek 26:1NRSV)
For thus says the Lord GOD: I will bring against Tyre from the
north King Nebuchadrezzar of Babylon, king of kings, together
with horses, chariots, cavalry, and a great and powerful army.
(Ezek 26:7 NRSV)
I will make you a bare rock; you shall be a place for spreading
nets. You shall never again be rebuilt, for I the LORD
have spoken, says the Lord GOD. (Ezek 26:14 NRSV)
In their wailing they raise a lamentation for you, and lament
over you: "Who was ever destroyed like Tyre in the midst of
the sea? (Ezek 27:32 NRSV)
(After 13 years of futile
effort by Nebuchadrezzar, Ezekiel realizes he has bet on the
wrong horse....)
In the twenty-seventh
year, in the first month, on the first day of the month, the
word of the LORD came to me: (Ezek 29:17 NRSV) Mortal,
King Nebuchadrezzar of Babylon made his army labor hard against
Tyre; every head was made bald and every shoulder was rubbed
bare; yet neither he nor his army got anything from Tyre to pay
for the labor that he had expended against it. (Ezek 29:18 NRSV)
(So he then predicts that God decides to give Egypt to him
instead, another Ezekiel prophecy that completely failed)
2.
Seeking parallels to the Old Testament, Matthew says that
Jesus speaks of his Execution:
Matt 12:40 For as Jonah was in the belly of the whale for
three days and three nights, so will the Son of Man be in the
heart of the earth three days and three nights. The
interesting thing to note here is that, if we assume Jesus was
indeed found missing from the grave following his burial (and by
this we do not mean to imply that we assume he was resurrected),
then the time he spent in the grave/earth was less than three
days and three nights, and this "prophecy", probably
worded this way by St. Matthew rather than Jesus, fails.
Each Jewish day
began at sunset, and ended at sunset 24 hours later. It was the
convention to divide a full 24-hour day into two parts, a
"night" and a "day" (think of them as
night-time and day-time, if you wish). The "night" ran
from sunset to sunrise, and the "day" from unrise to
the next sunset. That is why the Bible speaks of X days and Y
nights so often. A full 24-hour sunset-to-sunset time span is
referred to as a "day," but when days and nights are
mentioned together, each 12-hour period is what is meant.
This night-and-day
convention was established in Genesis 1:4-13, and even Jesus
himself acknowledged that there are 12 hours in a day,
"Jesus answered, 'Are there not twelve hours in the
day?'". (John 11:9 ) And the remaining 12
hours are in the night that precedes that day.
The Jewish Saturday (sabbath)
spans a full 24-hour day, or one night and one day, and begins
at sunset on our modern Friday, and ends at sunset of our modern
Saturday.
According to Matthew and
the others, Jesus died on the "ninth hour" of
Paraskeuen (Preparation-Day), in the week in which Passover
began. Specifically, they say this was on the First Day of the
Feast of Unrising Bread (which is the 15th day of the Jewish
month of Nisan) (Mark 14:12-16, 15:42-44, Matt 26:17-19, Luke
22:1,7-10). The word, Paraskeuen (Paraskeuhn) Greek for
"Preparation"), was used in the first century and
thereafter as a proper name for the day before the weekly
sabbath, much like we use the word, "Friday".
This is well established. Thus, that is
why the Bibles translate "Preparation" as meaning
"Preparation-Day". It does not mean the day on
which preparations for the Passover festivities were made,
although, by coincidence, there were certainly some preparations
going on for Passover. Incidentally, the First Day of the Feast
is a holy convocation, but it is not a sabbath (unless of course
it happens to fall on the last day of the week, as it does
here).
The fact that
Preparation-Day was the day before the weekly sabbath
(modern Saturday), is acknowledged by Mark, Luke, and John.
Mark 15:42-44
And now when the evening had come,
because it was Preparation Day,
that is, the day before the sabbath,
Joseph of Arimathaea... went in boldly to Pilate, and desired
the body
of Jesus. But, Pilate wondered if he were even dead yet...
Why did Joseph crave the body of Jesus? It was important to the
Jews
to get the criminals' bodies buried before the weekly sabbath
began
(at sundown of Preparation-Day), because Deut 21:22-23
stipulates that
people who were executed must be buried before sundown. They
rushed
Jesus to the nearest suitable tomb because they did not have
much time
before sundown.
Luke 23:53-54
And he took it (Jesus's body) down, and wrapped it in cloth, and
laid
it in a tomb that was dug in stone...
And that day was Preparation Day, and the sabbath was dawning.
John 19:31,42
The Jews, because it was Preparation Day, so that the bodies
would not
remain on the cross on the Sabbath Day, because, the day of that
sabbath was great.
They laid Jesus there because of the Jews' Preparation Day, for,
the
tomb was nearby.
The Jews, incidentally, wanted the body down not simply because
the
Sabbath was about to dawn, but because Deu 21:22-23 says that
criminals who are executed on any day must be buried before
sundown.
The fact that the day to come was the weekly sabbath, and also
that it
was the sabbath that fell within the seven days of the Passover
festival, gave it extra importance.
In modern terms, the 9th hour of Preparation Day is Friday
afternoon,
about 3 p.m. Jesus then was put into the grave sometime close to
sundown (which was when Preparation Day ended and Sabbath Day
began).
Then, Jesus was gone from the grave, "risen", sometime
before dawn of
the first day of the week (Sunday morning, the sunrise after the
sabbath). The Bible does not say exactly when, but we note that
if it
had been before sundown on Saturday, that would have put Jesus's
or
his god in the position of breaking the sabbath. And, were it
earlier
than sundown Saturday, the public would have surely noticed the
rolled
stone and the "dead" guards. And, since Jesus gave
himself a 3-day and
3-night interval, let us give him as much time as we possibly
can just
to help out. Let us say that Jesus rose just before sunrise
Sunday
(which is the time accepted by the Church, anyway).
What this means is that Jesus was in the grave from:
Late Friday afternoon before sundown =
less than 1/4th of 1 day Friday sundown
to Saturday sunrise = 1 night
Saturday sunrise to Saturday sundown = 1
day
Saturday sundown to sometime before
Sunday sunrise = 1 night
Jesus was gone from the grave after less
than 39 hours (1 day, 2 nights, and a
few hours of a day). This is horribly
short of the three
days and three nights that Jesus said he
would be in the grave. More than 1 night
and almost 2 days are missing. Some
would note that when counting spans of
days, that the "few hours of a
day" when Jesus was buried should
count as a full 12-hour day. It is true
that this was the Jewish convention for
counting time spans. So, we allow it
here. It still only makes for 2 days and
2 nights.
Either Jesus or St. Matthew made the
mistake. The other gospel writers simply
have Jesus saying things like "and
on the third day, he shall
rise". They are referring to full
24-hour days, in those cases, and their
counts work. The Friday Jesus was buried
is the first day, then,
Friday sundown to Saturday sundown would
be the second, and then Saturday sundown
to Sunday sundown wold be the third day,
during which Jesus was allegedly risen
(Sunday sunrise). But, St. Matthew --
all too eager to force artificial
prophecy into Jonah -- chose to specify
three days and three nights, thus
contradicting the resurrection timeline.
As a side note, some Christian denominations
have scrambled to formulate some kind of
explanation for this. This has led to
such
ill-thought notions that suggest the
crucifixion occurred on Wednesday
instead of the Friday that the rest of
the Christian church accepts.
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SOME
THOUGHTS
If
God is the author of the Bible, and
everything God does is perfect, why does
the Bible need any explanation - can't
God write clearly?
If
God is not the author of the Bible, then
what authority does it have? And why?
If
the Fundamentalist Christians believe
the Bible is the True Word of God, why
do they feel it needs so many
televangelists to explain it and so many
books to make it clear?
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MISSING
BOOKS
Book
of the Covenant
Exodus
24:4
Book
of the Wars of the Lord
Numbers
21:14
Book
of Jasher
Joshua
10:13
I
Samuel 1:18
This
book has been found and is available in
print.
A
Book of Statutes
I
Samuel 10:25
Book
of the Acts of Solomon
I
Kings 11:41
Books
of Nathan and Gad
I
Chronicles 29:29
2
Chronicles 9:29
Prophecy
of Abijah
The
Visions of Ido
2
Chronicles 9:29
2
Chronicles 12:15
2
Chronicles 13:22
The
Book of Shemaiah
1
Chronicles 13:15
The
Book of Jehu
2
Chronicles 20:34
The
Acts of Uzziah
2
Chronicles 26:22
Sayings
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2
Chronicles 33:19
III
Corinthians
1
Corinthians 5:9
II
Ephesians
Ephesians
3:3
Laodicians
Colossians
4:16
II
Jude
Jude
3
Prophecies
of Enoch
Jude
14
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available. It may or may not be the same
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It has the ridiculous consequence of
having Jesus rising 3 days and nights
later on Saturday afternoon. Others
attempt to squeeze an
entire day out of the little time
(probably less than an hour) before
Friday sunset, before Jesus was put into
the grave. One poor fellow I
read on the net suggested that this
provides a second day. Scrambling for a
third night, he said that the third
night would be the
exhausting night before the crucifiction
(trial before Pilate, etc). But, someone
else pointed out that his re-definition
of "the grave"
has it changing from the plain and
literal meaning of physically being in
the earth, as Jesus said, to merely
being dead (prior to burial),
and finally to merely being TIRED. After
this was brought to light, I don't think
anybody even wanted to point out to the
poor fellow that
it still left one day missing. Attempts
to put the crucifixion on a Thursday run
into similar problems.
3.
Why is it that the dead walked the
streets of Jerusalem, were seen by many,
yet there is NO record of it anywhere
but the Bible?
(Mat 27:52-3 NRSV) The tombs also were
opened, and many bodies of the saints
who had fallen asleep were raised.
(Mat 27:53 NRSV) After his resurrection
they came out of the tombs and entered
the holy city and appeared to many.
4. Ezekiel predicted
Babylon would conquer Egypt and was wrong.
Ezekiel predicts that Nebuchadrezzar of
Babylon will conquer Egypt
utterly destroying it, slaying and
scattering it's people, and that it
will stay uninhabited for 40 years.
In 568 BCE Nebuchadrezzar tried to
conquer Egypt and Egypt survived
with no apparent damage.
Aahmes ruled for another generation over
a prosperous Egypt and lived
to see Nebuchadrezzar die. No Egyptians
were scattered or dispersed.
(Ezek 29:10 NRSV) therefore, I am
against you, and against your
channels, and I will make the land of
Egypt an utter waste and
desolation, from Migdol to Syene, as far
as the border of Ethiopia.
(Ezek 29:11 NRSV) No human foot shall
pass through it, and no animal
foot shall pass through it; it shall be
uninhabited forty years.
(Ezek 29:12 NRSV) I will make the land
of Egypt a desolation among
desolated countries; and her cities
shall be a desolation forty years
among cities that are laid waste. I will
scatter the Egyptians among
the nations, and disperse them among the
countries.
(Ezek 30:10 NRSV) Thus says the Lord
GOD: I will put an end to the
hordes of Egypt, by the hand of King
Nebuchadrezzar of Babylon.
(Ezek 30:11 NRSV) He and his people with
him, the most terrible of the
nations, shall be brought in to destroy
the land; and they shall draw
their swords against Egypt, and fill the
land with the slain.
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Before we go any further, we need to
understand something very
important. For those unaware of the
tradition of not actually printing
GOD's name, please note that whenever
you see "LORD" or
"GOD", in
capital letters (here and in most of the
bibles), those words have
merely been substituted for the actual
name of GOD. In the actual text
of the Old Testament, GOD's name is
there, spelled in Hebrew letters:
Y, H, W, and H. This tradition started
among the Jews a few hundred
years before Christianity, and therefore
was passed along naturally to
the Christians. It is even common for
some Jews to substitute for
GOD's name when spoken with the phrase,
"Ha Shem" (meaning, "The
Name")
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